the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
"she’s being a bitch i bet she’s on her period"
when my mom was in high school there was this guy she knew who was the biggest asshole to literally everyone so one time her & her friend stayed up until 5 or 6 in the morning on a school night making a ton of fried eggs & bacon & toast so they could cover his front lawn with it
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
"talk dirty to me"
life is a delicate fragile thing watch as much anime as you can