proud dog family showing off their beloved child
- me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
- me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
I pushed him into the hay and he got stuck.
Tell me this not the realest shit ever.
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like
Not knowing how to speak Japanese does not stop you from singing along to the theme songs. Aggressively.
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
"i don’t like garlic bread"
It’s not even September and tumblr’s already like SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MEMES SHOVE CANDY CORN UP MY ASS TIME TO CHANGE MY THEME TO A REAL LIFE SKELETON
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored